cosmo tip #185
chaoticconcepts: thederekknightrises: hoshaway: plaguemetoanend: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice WHERE IS IT WHERE IS THE CLITORIS YOU WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN He was the lover that Gotham needed
thankyoufive: You know the part in “Under the Sea” where they sing “We’ve got a hot crustacean band”? I always (until probably the 7th grade) thought they said “we’ve got a hut for Stacy and Dan”. …who are Stacy and Dan? Why do they need a hut? lolwut?
Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking...– (via psychedelique-noir)
sarahmercedes: faintfamiliarity: linh-v0: videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie Omg, he is a genius Holy shit. i’m sorry, what?
nightingjays: snagglyteef: laszlotastic: inerdbriated: ..want Why. The suspense was killing me just through watching it! I can’t imagine playing this. What. Its horrible! FUCKINGF UKC CRINGE FUCK JEUSSCHIRST
Your black and white needs a little bit of red– A Little Bit of Red by Serena Ryder (via exploreson) PENGUIN KNIFE FIGHT!
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.