July 2012
cosmo tip #185
chaoticconcepts:
thederekknightrises:
hoshaway:
plaguemetoanend:
when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
WHERE IS IT
WHERE IS THE CLITORIS
YOU WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO AN ORDINARY CITIZEN
He was the lover that Gotham needed
Fun fact:
thankyoufive:
You know the part in “Under the Sea” where they sing “We’ve got a hot crustacean band”?
I always (until probably the 7th grade) thought they said “we’ve got a hut for Stacy and Dan”.
…who are Stacy and Dan?
Why do they need a hut?
lolwut?
“Sex is not a goddamn performance.
Sex should feel as natural as drinking...”
– (via psychedelique-noir)
Watchsarahmercedes:
faintfamiliarity:
linh-v0:
videohall:
Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie
Omg, he is a genius
Holy shit.
i’m sorry, what?
Watchnightingjays:
snagglyteef:
laszlotastic:
inerdbriated:
..want
Why.
The suspense was killing me just through watching it! I can’t imagine playing this. What. Its horrible!
FUCKINGF
UKC
CRINGE
FUCK
JEUSSCHIRST
“Your black and white needs a little bit of red”
– A Little Bit of Red by Serena Ryder (via exploreson)
PENGUIN KNIFE FIGHT!
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
Interviewer: Yes.
Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
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